*killin it at practice*
“Mon trésor…you ‘ave been amazing zees past few weeks”
“I ‘ave no idea what I would do wizout you and your assists”
“I would pay €42 million for you trois times over, mon chouchou”
“if only ze rest of ze team would be as français as you”
danke boss… but ich bin not french
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“…are you sure…are u saying zat i ‘ave spent £42 million….not french…?”
”….just…leave…”
but boss…. more than half ze team iz not from ze french
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