BYE THIS BABY TFC PLAYER JUST SAID HE HAD AN OFFER TO GO TO SPUDS BUT COULDN’T GET A VISA

itsahurrikane:

“He’s got a special free-kick. He’s got that technique where it goes all over the place. Not many players can do that. […] I think when you’ve got that special technique, you can make an exception.” - Jack Wilshere on why Harry Kane, of all people, keeps on taking set pieces

  1. me, going through a completely normal day, out of nowhere: i hope iker is genuinely happy playing at porto. i worry about him a lot. after everything that happened, i just want him to get the respect and admiration he deserves.
  2. my mom: .....i asked you if you'd seen the tv remote
  3. me: [sighs] i hope iker has a cool tv in porto