larsven89:

Lars celebrating the 2nd goal for Bayer with his teammates.

#B04BSC - 30.04.2016 Matchday

larsven89: “Sven: In primary school, I was bullied by a giant fat girl. She always managed to get my lunchbox. But I had to put an end for this.So, I knew she had the hots for Lars and that’s how I’d stop her. I called her one afternoon and told her...

larsven89:

Sven: In primary school, I was bullied by a giant fat girl. She always managed to get my lunchbox. But I had to put an end for this.So, I knew she had the hots for Lars and that’s how I’d stop her. I called her one afternoon and told her that I’ll send her some interesting photos of Lars if she stop harassing me and she finally agreed. So, I started taking photos of Lars for the next 6 months till she found another victim to truamatise. 

Lars: I didn’t know about that. But that fat girl is very attractive now.I’m glad Sven bribed her with my photos.

cruyffsbeckenbauer:

We have never fallen out, there has never been any major quarrels over anything. You see, Lars and I are very similar, so I’ll hardly find a feature in him that would get on my nerves - Sven on Lars