me at 11: Why the fuck do we have reading comprehension tests in school. Who the fuck is there who can read words but not understand what they’re saying. Why are they worried that any of us would read a story where a woman wants to kill puppies and not be able to tell who is the villain of the story. You either can read or you can’t, surely there’s nobody out there who can understand that letters form words, but can’t make sense of the intended messages of written text.
me now on tumblr: oh.
what crimes against humanity will joachim löw commit tomorrow?? stay tuned for updates
you: England v. Croatia
me, an intellectual: Chav or Slav
Steven Gerrard just posted a video of Dele Alli’s story on instagram and from the range of 1 to ‘is this what dreams are made of’ how excited and happy do you think Dele is right now
yes, yes, we are magicians
marcus rashford | 3.1k
You run a finger over the lions embroidered over the heart. The gold star above winks at you. I want to play for England, you tell it, as serious as a seven-year-old boy who kicks in rubber-soled shoes can be. Your brow is furrowed and your eyes are clear.
Okay, say the lions. Three lions and one gold star. Okay.
listen, I don’t know what you’re doing with your life right now, but you’re wasting it because you aren’t reading Rach’s fics. If I could, fucking, force feed them to you I would, because who fucking cares about what club you support, when you’ve got this kind of prose? I sobbed my way straight through this. It was a journey. Please, please read this fic, I’m so moved and impressed, and I want to share it with all of you.