larsven89:

Sven: In primary school, I was bullied by a giant fat girl. She always managed to get my lunchbox. But I had to put an end for this.So, I knew she had the hots for Lars and that’s how I’d stop her. I called her one afternoon and told her that I’ll send her some interesting photos of Lars if she stop harassing me and she finally agreed. So, I started taking photos of Lars for the next 6 months till she found another victim to truamatise. 

Lars: I didn’t know about that. But that fat girl is very attractive now.I’m glad Sven bribed her with my photos.